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Have you ever wanted to communicate something, but just couldn't find the right words? We here at Planet Annoy know how that is. That's why we are catering to all of your passive aggressions by having postcards that do all the work for you!
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Retro-oddity postcard
Admit it, you're gay
God thinks you suck
You make me barf
Don't quit your day job
Pig Spleen
Control your B.O.
You drink too much
Why I haven't written back
Narcissicm
Get a haircut!
White Lies
I'm ignoring you
Consider yourself dumped
Dump your loser S.O.
You put us to sleep
not a good lover
Add Some Stuff if you want to
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Beautiful white space
The Answer NO!
Yes, I really am Gay
Can't you take a hint?!
You are the wind Beneath My Wings!
Your Mom.
Shiver Me Timbers!
Are you COMPLETELY retarded?
Get a Life!
In Your Dreams, Loser!
Who Cut the Cheese?
God Is Dead.
Whip It!
Huh?
I Got 99 Problems...
I have To Wash My Hair.
Not Tonight Dear, I Have Bubonic Plague
Signature
Nothing
Whatever,
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Bite me,
FOAD,
Word.
Vaya Con Dios,
Peace out, yo.
May the force be with you,
Happy trails,
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KKK rally
spilt anti-freeze
mild jaundice
Pride parade
caterpillar guts
slight pollution problem
absense of light
tarp
Make a cheesy MIDI file play in the background!
Silence
Whip It (Devo)
Head Like a Hole (NIN)
Mr. Self Destruct (NIN)
Closer (NIN)
Rape Me (Nirvana)
Golden Girls (tv theme)
Come As You Are (Nirvana)
Doctor! Doctor! (Thompson Twins)
Sister Christian (Night Ranger)
Cum On Feel the Noize (Quiet Riot version)
How Soon Is Now (Smiths)
Du Hast (Rammstein)
Round and Round (Ratt)
Once in a Lifetime (Talking Heads)
In a Big Country (Big Country)
Sunday Bloody Sunday (U2)
U Can't Touch This (MC Hamma)
Send Lawyers, Guns & Money (W. Zevon)
Werewolves of London (W. Zevon)
The Shiznit (Snoop Dogg)
Nothin' But a G Thang (Dre)
Waiting Room (Fugazi)
Champagne Supernova (Oasis)
When Doves Cry (Prince)
Livin' La Vida Loca (R. Martin)
Wannabe (Spice Girls)
Just Like Heaven (Cure)
Shaft theme (Isaac Hayes)
Jane Says (Jane's Addiction)
Don't Fear the Reaper (BOC)
X-Files (tv theme)
Rooster (Alice in chains)
Waiting Room (Fugazi)
Ride the Lightning (Metallica)
Star Trek (tv theme)
Rock and Roll All Nite (KISS)
I Touch Myself (Divinyls)
Antichrist Superstar (M. Manson)
Dope Show (M. Manson)
Coma White (M. Manson)
Loser (Beck)
Heat of the Moment (Asia)
Kung Fu Fighting (Carl Douglas)
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