What is your Horrorscope?

A long time ago, an ancient people ruled a small corner of what is now called Syracuse, New York. They practiced an ancient religion called Scootrology. Little is known of this religion, but what is known is based on this snippet of ancient wisdom, which translated from the long-dead Scootronian language into English, goes something like this:

Monday's Child is fair of face
Tuesday's Child is full of grace
Wednesday's child is full of woe
Thursday's Child has far to go.
Friday's Child is loving and giving
Saturday's Child works hard for a living.
And the child born on the Sabbath Day is blithe and bonny, good and gay.

When were you born?

What's your Horrorscope?

I was born on a...

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday