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The
80s child unleashed
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My
normal state of mind.
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OMG,
I am SUCH a cow!
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This site is solely the responsibility of Scooter Burch, geek extrordinaire.
Scooter currently lives in Cambridge, MA, in a crunchy area populated largely by organic food-munching NPR supporters. Living with her is Morrissey the Bulemic Gay Cat and a Stella the Awesome But Below-Average-Intelligence Turtle. Despite her training as both a graphic designer and an archaeologist, Scooter currenly is employed as retail wage slave at a local record store chain. In the Future, Scooter plans to conquer the universe, become a master of the Theramin, acquire a keytar to play in her band (and also get them to practice more than once a month), and include more iron in her diet. She also has a dorky blog, which caused her to be fired from Harvard for being a terrorist. She would like a gouda wheel for her birthday.
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